Baby, Baby, Baby (Ebay)

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Hey!

What?

No!

OK!

Someone came and got us...

... put us in the back of a van (Volkswagon). and told us to perform ("Dance, monkeys, dance!") at gunpoint (knifepoint), here's two of the evidences (photographic):

Some photos from today's practice at Practice Sheffield

T-Shirt Shop NOW OPEN, BITCH!

You've not asked for it, but we're giving it to you anyway, the T-shirt shop is now open you luddites!

There's some mens and womens T-shirts, you can pick colours and sizes, this long-sleeve one with the debut gig poster on the back is my favourite. All proceeds go to helping out the widdows of WWIII.



Yerli Vank
Chief Otter Rendering Agent
Newark

Pear Halves Live. Like a Rabid Gooseberry

My Dearest Pop Pups

LIVE, THEY'RE ALIVE, LIVE, THEY'RE GONNA BE ALIVE AND LIVE....

....very soon.....very soon...

The "entities" Bill and (mainly) Randy have stripped down each of their tracks and recreated them "Scrapheap Challenge" style so that they can now be played in front of a live studio audience.

"YAY!" You say? 

"BOO you're shit!!"  Carl/Dave says....

Either way it's gonna happen and it's gonna make you love them / hate them even more than you do already. One thing that they can guarantee you though is that their performance will not involve any form of plasticine based animation or parsley miming.

More on this to follow in the coming weeks.

Lots of Love

Senator Turnip D. Wrestle

Portion Control Expert

It's Alive!