Muller rice and cheese before bedtime...

"Sniff Sniff...

Who's there?

Lonely

Lonely Who?

Lonely Doctor Who!"

Dear Corndolls

Well one of the pears decided to leave the country for Mush Wednesday and the other decided to leave his almonds on the railtracks but.......they're now back in business and crafting some beautiful melodies for all their little pearlettes!

They have up to four-point-five songs ready for recording and they're all completely different to what they've done before. They want to be the "Real Ale" of the music world!

WARNINGS:-

• Cheese gives you nightmares (REMEMBER)
• Muller Rice doesn't taste nice warm (REMEMBER)
• A special move might kill him...(REMEMEMEMBER)
• Toft is still walking funny (HIT HIM THEN REMEMBER)

Oh and before i go. A special thanks to a certain veteran of comedy. Pops!

Love

Mr Thomas Waller

Professor of Mulch