Gotta Catch 'em All!

Worldwide fetish discussion with Doctor Esteban Skull


Hello my SEXUAL FRIENDS, I'm here to talk about the new craze known as Pokemoning.


The origin of this craze involved a young healthy lad from Chesterfield who painted his tackle in the colours of a pokémon ball, he then produced said genitalia to a Japanese woman who instantly succumbed and for all intents and purposes was "Caught".


It wasn't until a few days later that he noticed that she wouldn't say anything other than her own name and would frequently get into battles at his behest, something was amiss and he attempted to re-create this phenomenon.
Eventually he figured out that there was some kind of subconcious conditioning that brought about this bizzare act, it only manifested in any area of the world where Pokémon had been released.


Information spread like wildfire and there were concerns about the nature of this craze, especially amongst the feminist movement, until they found out they could paint certain spherical parts of their anatomy as master balls and had an impossibly high capture rate, thereby "evening" the playing field.


Dating websites have scrambled to try and keep up with the times by publishing questionable advice, such as "Hold UP and B to improve your chances" or running around in tall grass in certain locations for more elusive "Pokémon".
Pokemoning has forever changed the face of relationships in this day and age, monogamy is long gone in favour of 6 "Pokémon" at a time, and being a Pokémon master is truely a title of respect now.
Anyway I am signing off for now, I'm going to try and catch me a "Snorlax" if you know what I mean.


Safe Pokémoning everyone!


Dr Esteban Skull
Sexual psychologist and horrendous burn victim.
Lavender Town "Pokémon" Clinic.

Dr. Esteban Skull - Major Anorak